Tag: humor
member name: amanda wallin
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September 13, 2006 03:00 PM EDT --
Around the corner there is a tree.
Under the tree there is a school.
In the school there is a desk.
Behind the desk there is a bell.
Behind the desk is a teacher.
What is her name?
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September 08, 2006 05:39 PM EDT --
"He is siamese if you please.... he is siamese if you don't please"
You self centered egomaniacal beast! You keep me up all night banging cupboards on your insatiable quest for food. . . .
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November 08, 2006 10:14 AM EST --
Cats or dogs? Can you gauge a man's personality based on which ones they prefer?.Now all you pet lovers, please don't take offense. If they're enamored by felines, do they like a woman . . .
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September 11, 2006 02:37 AM EDT --
I remember when my world was diamond shaped and green. Lush memories of honeysuckle breezes and wisteria hair flattened by a baseball cap. I wouldn't tuck my jersey in because my torso was too short . . .
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October 11, 2006 02:19 AM EDT --
Jonesing for a fix
My poison's shaded blue
The bottle's skull and cross bones
don't sway my yen for you
Fragile glass pours promise
of ephemeral delights
drunken laughter, moistened . . .
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October 16, 2006 10:17 AM EDT --
http: sdflwi slfjsdfk wolerujas flskjdf as;efkljg gjrfiotg;esagt wsjoita etc, etc, etc,......appears on my page. Naturally, I'm bemused for I couldn't recall posting that particular article. Did . . .
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September 12, 2006 02:22 AM EDT --
To all you floozies out there: LOL
She awakes entwined with him
groggily remembers the taste of naughty nectar
Now just a sour tang in the back of her throat
Her stomach digests itself in revulsion . . .
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September 22, 2006 07:28 PM EDT --
As a bipolar, flirtatiously outgoing avid woman, I've run the gamut of emotions and have an abundance of material to work with. Therapy, taking my psychotropics, eating right, and getting exercise . . .
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September 09, 2006 09:34 AM EDT --
One day Ken Melman is at the White House, and he runs into Karl Rove. Rove asks Melman if he wants to play a little bar football.
"Bar football?" Melman asks. "What's that?"
"Watch, . . .
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September 06, 2006 06:30 AM EDT --
My first word was a visceral response from the simplest mistakes to the ultimate screw ups. Whether you've spilt milk, lost a paper, or forgot to have children, 'uh-oh' is an apt response. . . .
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September 18, 2006 07:10 AM EDT --
"I'll..take..a..large..pepperoni..with..extra..cheese.."..you..ordered..from..the..nurse..behind
the..secluded...window.
"Actually..Mr.Bonvie,.you're..due..for..your..afternoon..serequil"she..replied. . . .
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